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carypm:

dragqueenmerlin:

Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools

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The cat’s face

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gabite:

the deeper your voice is the deeper you can go in me

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wimpynoodle:

things you can jack:

  • my meat perhaps?

things you can’t jack:

  • my swag

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krystalrneth:

i hate it when ur swatting a fly away and u accidentally touch it

(Source: foodtrucker, via ruinedchildhood)